2008

Jun

A truck and a dumpling meet in the road… Not aware of each other, yet having so much in...

May

Real Mario is sitting on your couch.

Apr

Company Song I started humming this today on the subway. It made me think that everything in the...

jerseyband shows approach

under-body long-john

Were it tuby told we’d undo whatever progress we’d let by in the restrictive cabin of...

Mar

clap if you dig wolves (wood juice)

A shewolf approaches the deck of a ship. Then, suddenly, it undoes what we but now it isn’t...

child

arresting the future of dancing alone. I probably won’t realize it when it happens. But...

What’s your dirty habit?

today, I waited 100 years for a bagel. (100 years for a bagel with cream cheese)

“What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all...”
— anon. (billboard)

nevermind the horn

a sweet sweet mustard lobbed at my back.

Humans need filters.

When all the geeks and media junkies realize that no one really cares about their Twitters, they...

universicle additive

the glad-hounds are near… To he who betrays the requisite, right light be given and were it...

Feb

I’m sorry but it shan’t be.

Unscrew America

a poem

why wood is westbound… (a doctor could never… underneath… without your blunt...

Grumble

How could money ever mean enough? Wood-Rattlers and Gumbo-Transplants hog onward. Meanwhile, a bun...

Jan

The ON/OFF shwish

Type A is when children are involved. Scary children with power-soaked memory and untarnished. ...

pooch saucery in three parts

If ever the weather was a band-aid not noose, joy-handlers would cross-dress core values with...

2007

Dec

I'm in like with you.

My Love Goes Free

eventually, the best way to express holiday cheer will be a slightly aggressive high-five. or a...

distaken-me-eat

Hey there! chip off the old micro. How are you? well well well… aldabam!

“big game cat”
— baby-man

No No (nee no no) [a letter to the...

there is no shortage of after-burn…. behold! let me show you what it means to blame game cash...

This track was used as an introduction to the performance of my piece “Wizard”. ...

You can’t stop a lumberjack. This is not a lumberjack song.

Hey Bailey! Come on Out! (a cold world)

part inside

Hi. I’m part inside. and I’m part outside. I can’t really explain the sauce in the...

This rupture

’tis an electric situation involving dyno-plasty. Bon Voyage! gladlock...

Flow Down

When men flow down, I’ll be around. I’ll be around, when men flow down. Son of my...

Nov

Mr. Chestnut

my my my, Mr. Chestnut.

Don’t weep for me. Weep for my artificial heart.

Wilson Miner Live

Sir Cubworth seduces some lovely mermaids over a succulent fish breakfast.

Doctor Pocket

I offer you one of the following: a delightful evening of song and dance, after which I will choose...

full service…. “onimonipea” (thanks for full service)

“Intuition is the higher form of reason.”
— Joseph Beuys

I saw him just a week ago. I wanted to dance. Instead I went down into the L train. I should have...

Today I'll be bunted.

You can bunt me. Don’t knock me out or whiff me. Just bunt me please. I’d like to bobble...

Behind the scenes at the Dirty Habits photo shoot :: Primus Studios, NYC

Is Facebook overrated?

Dirty Habit #13 :: ear wax as adhesive :: photo by Mike...

“You’ve been busy. I’ve been busy. We’ve...”
— anonymous (skinemax actor)

Em + pup + peanut butter = quiet enjoyment :: photo by Mike...